Look it's Cavebob Spongeman.
@Jaune Arc, Destined to be Spongebob's ancestor. Tell me, do you believe in destiny?
@Jaune Arc, best line ever from Achievement Hunter
@Jaune Arc, you sabotaged us all with cavebob Spongeman
When you get to the cereal aisle and mom says you can get one
@RhettandLink, *buys Cinnamon Toast Crunch*
@RhettandLink, *buys smores*
@Taquito Speedo, *slams box of condoms in the cart and runs away*
@RhettandLink, *yells* you forgot the cucumbers!!
@Taquito Speedo, "OH THANKS MOM" 😳😂
@RhettandLink, 😂😂😂 I have no response to that
@Taquito Speedo, *gasp* I made Taq speechless! *receives honorary medal of a turtle*
Just start fvcking fruits and boxed foods until u draw enough attention to get ur mom back
One time my mom had a Target employee call for me on the intercom.
@Bonersaurus, did you get a balloon when you got to the service desk?
@RhettandLink, I got a white cherry ice.
@Bonersaurus, even better
Then you hear your mom call from somewhere "I'm leaving in 5"
@I Think Knot, "Wait for me! Wait for me!"
And when you're looking for that last box of twinkies
This is what cell phones are for