How am i supposed to eat this pu$$y without my drink?
Madison Ivy: "Does it have the extra sausage?"
Spongbob: "GAHAHAHA GAHAHA GAAHAHHAHA! Yeah."
@CrazyCrichton , wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle...yeah
Porn hub and me have a date tonight
@megamanx181x, don’t forget to use some lube Incase you wanna go rough ;)
@ThorOdinnson, never lube.... only spit!
@megamanx181x, you are missing out. There is a special lube that gives you a tingling sensation like you wouldn't believe.
@daily joke, that’s just weird man. What the hell. Where do people buy this? I need to know so I can avoid it.
@Zerker Shark, you can find that stuff at, like, Walmart.
@Zerker Shark, I buy it from wegmans. It's called "IcyHot"
Yes please!!!! Ride that sponge!!!
@seeUpee, only if he remembered my diet Dr. Kelp to go along with that big meaty sausage pizza
Am I supposed to know who this is?
@bigpapazero20four, Madison Ivy
@Spork and Foon, #forscience
@bigpapazero20four, Tom kenny