He is actually more of a buffalo wildebeest boar hybrid
@The Heartsmith, I think one of the earlier illustrations had him as a straight-up bear.
Ladies. Never date a man with 6 pack abs. No man develops a 6 pack to date 1 girl.
@ Tobias Widower, I mean, the girl I liked said she loved guys with abs, and that's why I started working out, so sometimes it is XD
@ Tobias Widower, so...by your logic ladies shouldn't date anyone who happens to have a physically fit core...? Is that right?
@Cpzombie, and bam next thing you'll know she's gone
@ Tobias Widower, some men get abs from sports they play or years of physical labor, my daddy is nearing fifty and still has abs.
@ Tobias Widower, not everybody that likes to workout is a douche.
@WhoseLineIsItAnyway, and also a potbelly speaks more favorably of someone's character
@WhoseLineIsItAnyway, poked more holes in his logic than a crazy girlfriend with your condom
@ Tobias Widower, I mean I grew a beard to impress this 1 chick. Basically the same thing.
@ Tobias Widower, but some people like to work out for fun!
Not me though
Fvck that shjt
@ Tobias Widower, wow. Who knew a Joe Rogan joke would get so much hate in this echo chamber. Fvck off sjw's.
@ Tobias Widower, Wah, I told a stupid joke from Joe Rogan of all people. It didn't turn out well, wah. It can't be MY fault my joke failed. No, it's the commenters who are out of touch, yes... wah, I'm faultless, therefore they must be SJWs, because that actually means something 😭
I read the song in the voice of Michael Scott.
This is basically my life
@Firefox2046, only with less anime Tities
@The forest, Lame