"You've sinned your last, kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this game. From where you're being held, this looks like some holy water mixed with bad luck. The truth is....heaven was rigged from the start."
-Benny the priest, I assume
@that1german, I’ve recently gone back to New Vegas, trying to speedrun it. All of the speedruns I’ve seen go the Yes-Man route, but I prefer Mr House. I’ve managed to beat the game on Hardcore mode without ever eating, drinking, or sleeping. I was at ~800 dehydration when I finished the game.
@I Are Lebo, nice. Very self-harming with the dehydration but nice. What did your final time happen to be?
@that1german, I did it again not on hardcore going just for speed, and I managed to do a House run in 81 minutes.
I’ll have to double check what the hardcore time was.
@that1german, Hardcore run without water food or sleep was 3 hours and 37 minutes.
I could probably optimize that way down, but I’m not sure if it’s worth the time or effort.
@that1german, I did it one more time and managed to get it down to 71 minutes.
Nothing personal kid.
"The power of christ compels you... B!tch"
Any first words?
"Ok now throw him in the air and I'll show you some trick shots"
I bless you in the name of god... *pulls trigger*
YOU GET WHAT YOU FVCKING DESERVE!
It's like wanted all over again warrior monks and every bullet is a prayer
So, there was a sidescroller game on flashgames or somesuch. Where you are a preacher killing these creepy zombie things coming at tou. Some were kids...this reminds me of that game, and if better times where I got entertainment from flashgame type websites.
*edit-it was called divine intervention
@JamaicanBacon, oh gees I remember that. And one kid was unchanged and would give you a gun at the end of the first two levels.
The priest asked God for a sign and found the pistol in the Bible, taking it as a sign to face the demons himself, right?
-Yo preech, this baby givin me them devil eyes, I’m goin in, you strapped? -man you know I keep that mf thang on me
Oh so this is how they're doing exorcisms now eh? Just straight out shoot the demon.
So can we keep this rule after the quarantine? Keep priests 6 feet away from kids?
100% critical chance
TALK!! TALK AND NOBODY GETS HURT!!
What if he’s shooting blanks using tap water?