Why do drummers get all the girls?
Because they know how to keep rhythm. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@SsumGuy, I agree, a drummer
like me get all the pvssy *cries in corner, alone*
@Chiefkev, I'll cry with you, just don't get water on the drum heads
@SsumGuy, they are also great at banging things
@SsumGuy, and we aren't badsists
@SsumGuy, I was gonna say something about dexterity and fingering, but I guess that works
You think I'm wearing this life vest for MY protection??
Heart disease, diabetes, heart attacks, cancer, drowning. All these things can be prevented with a vegan diet and a life preserver
He must be a Vegan too
Save a drum beat a child
What about the helmet though
@Kraft Punk, to protect his head
@Kraft Punk, to protect him from all the head he's about to get
This guy is a forward thinker. I like that