@WelI Obviously, lucky, I'm at -45,000/year
@WelI Obviously, at the end of four years, I'll be at -44,340.
@WelI Obviously, lucky, I'm expecting -70,000 a semester between me and my wife.
@WelI Obviously, Ivy League student: -60,000/year
I doubt the credibility of some of these salaries.
@acebai22, some teachers will start at $30K/year, with increases based on amount of credits/degree, and years put in.
@acebai22, these salaries probably don't have their income tax or any other taxes taken out of them. The 50k teacher turns into the average 30k or so.
@acebai22, well don't doubt the credibility of the ones that say "Newport Beach" because Newport is probably one of the more affluent areas in Southern California.
@The Tower Of Pimps, exactly. An average sales manager in Iowa is going to make less than average anything in Newport CA. Factor in cost of living and that changes everything.
@acebai22, I'm an egg donor and you're right. That's a figure if someone is doing like 6+ donations. You can only do like 2 a year, up to 6 total. And it's very difficult, involving injecting hormones and then having surgery. So yeah. Numbers are way off.
Fvck it! I'll just be a stripper.
@Multiple personality, time to dust off the ol banana hammock
@Multiple personality, why be a stripper when you can be a hot dog vendor
@Aidin56, why not both
@Multiple personality, *looks in mirror *cries
@Aidin56, I don't like to touch wieners
@Multiple personality, Come on, you can do it! "The cat in the..."
@Multiple personality, At least go to Newport Beach and be one. Apparently everyone gets paid more there.
@Multiple personality, you'll be touching weiners in either profession
@Aidin56, and that's why it was funny- George Michael
So, I'm going to Peru for a month, and I'm not going to have internet access most of the time. I'm really going to miss this community, and all the great people on it. See you all on July 26th.
@AtomicSquirrel23, bye honey be safe
@AtomicSquirrel23, no Internet for a month? Are you insane?
@AtomicSquirrel23, Bye! Don't make poor life choices! Wear protection!
I hate multi personality disorders!
@CaptainDoge, I do too!
@CaptainDoge, so do I!
@CaptainDoge, we are so alike!
@CaptainDoge, me too!
@Multiple personality, I hate you too!
@CaptainDoge, which one?
@CaptainDoge, i hate them.
Haha I live in Newport Beach and this is only half true, they just outsourced the garbage men and only full time lifeguards make that much. And there are only about 15 full time lifeguards.
It must be hard to cook submarines
Welp.. Time to learn how to cook
I cook meth in Newport beach, b!tch.
Wait... Social media director is a job now?!
I don't think they realize how hard it is to get into a submarine crew... Because it's extremely difficult even if your just the cook
I gotta move to Newport Beach.
As a garbage man I really find the term garbage man kinda offensive. Our actual title is sanitation engineer, also I make more than 59K a year =)
Anyone here also going to be an engineer?
@erotic engineer, yep.....so much hard work for a starting salary of 60,000
Why does a submarine cook make so much.....are part of navy submarines or recreational?
@WombatFury, because nobody wants to live underwater in a cramped space for months on end :P
@WombatFury, as a submariner, I can confirm this is false... the cooks make between 20-50k/yr
@too late, well that makes more sense
Mom! "Im moving to nee port beach"!
I smell some lies
25 June 2014 #25June2014
"and no drug test? sign me up!"
@Multiple personality, I. Hate. You.
@CaptainDoge, don't no what I did to make you hate me. Non of us like Stacy, you should hate her instead. All we here is "that's not my name, that's not my name!" And then she breaks containment.
Yeah but I bet the cost of living in Newport is nuts.
Football (soccer) players can be payed £300,000 a week. Just saying
@Mr Mauve, which is roughy 1/2 million dollars a week
@Mr Mauve, not a MLS player tho.....their average pay is lower than other sport leagues
Are these median salaries that they are comparing?
How do I go about donating my eggs? That seems like pure profit. Buy eggs, then donate them.
Sooooooooo move to Newport?
Guys, I just want to say I'm packing my bags to go to a submarine. "Yellow submarine. We all live in a yellow submarine."
People working at the ports in San Francisco are striking because the only make $130,000 a year with crazy good benefits.
Strippers make more than teachers? That explains a lot...
*Packs bag* well! I'm heading to Newport Beach!
Oh wow, teachers in Britain earn around £30,000.
I guess my plan to be a stripper wasn't so bad after all... TAKE THAT, MOM