*instantly dry and vomiting*
@that1german, next time, please watch out for my shoes.
@CannibalisticCAKE, oh pardon me *goes to next bystander*
Kill it with fire!!
I feel like this is on par with burning the flag.
MURICA!!! FUK..... no...
Go away king jabu jabu
I cant get any harder than this
@superdevil80, might want to try Viagra
@SidneyCrosbysEgo, or getting put down if THAT's what gets them hard
@Death to Dickbutt, you know what, that is probably better
I'm staying in Texas and she and her pedophile boyfriend can stay the hell away from me.
@JackoftheDead, the pedophile boyfriend who went to prison for molesting one of her children... I just... I can't even. I literally just can't.
I would totally let her eat cookies in bed!
Quick save the flag from that horrid beast
#yourewelcome #fixapipe #thankyou 😀😂
*quickly zips up pants*
I have the wierdest freedom right now...
The 7 levels of fat skinny, healthy, husky, fat, fluffy, d@mn and finally, oh h€ll no
This actually just made my penis retreat back into my body.
And suddenly I feel the need to burn the American flag
Damn that dude is ugly.
Someone put the Family Guy picture of them all vomiting below this.
Isn't her boyfriend a convicted pedophile?
The one finger squirter
*says in Cleveland voice*boner what the hell!
I have recently decided to move out of the United States
Violently taps "click to stop"
Eeyup, I'm moving to Germany...
@HighJack2, do you have room on that flight?