I should've known when he said "gf is prego" and they "got saucy"
@Br00klyn Killaz, Noodle.
@Br00klyn Killaz, glassy, jarred look
Honestly I don't like these much. I don't have the patience to read through them all. Some are decent though
@Captain Hammer, this one was actually good.
@Captain Hammer, this one is one of the funnier things I've read in life
@Captain Hammer, as your fellow captain I urge you to endure and have patience, sometimes it pays off
How did he not get cuts on his penis
@WickedStyx, take the lid off of the jar
It's a jar of spaghetti sauce
Was.... was it Mom's spaghetti?
I failed to read "prego" as pregnant. I love pasta sauce.
@All my Mizore, also when you get to the end the weird wording he uses makes sense.
@All my Mizore, "my face when" referring to the attached picture