"Come at me! I'll kill you"
"Calm down bro...he ain't worth it"
"You're lucky he was here..."
@FingerBangBang, finally an original comment about cats and dogs that doesn't use their less appropriate name
@18bluecat, you mean like how that dog licked that pussy
@18bluecat, *Takes head out of noose* "Wait,Really?!"
The way only its body moved and the head was completely still shows he was for reals.
@Jugo, ID #183195
@Jugo, That's the part that made me laugh.
Mans best friend FOR LIFE
Best new left tackle, top 10 pick
@your new dad , ...and with the 22nd pick in the 1st round, the Cleveland Browns pick... another prospective savior quarterback who will disappoint the team and the city and after 2 years will either:
1. Be traded to another team (for a 2 star prospect and a 4th round draft pick next year) where they will flourish and have an amazing career.
2. Be released to free agency, picked up by a team with an already solid QB lineup, and ride the bench until they win a Super Bowl ring as a backup who only ever played with the practice squad.
3. Be released into free agency, begrudgingly retire after nobody even hints at interest in them, including in the CFL and Arena Football, and try to making a living signing endorsement deals with local car dealerships to appear in commercials until they're old enough to break a hip just by farting.
Since every picture with a cat has the inevitable "pussy" comments, I figured I'd share a fun fact. Calling someone a "pussy" has nothing to do with the female genitalia and is, in fact, short for the word pussilanimous (showing a lack of courage or determination). So If you call someone a pussy it's not actually inappropriate :D
Bitch slams and licks pussy
"Bitch pounds pussy against own will"
*video gets flagged*
@Glorious Grapefruit, *looks at downvotes* Well ain't that just the bees knees
You know what to do wit dat big fat butt.
@Not Actually a Corgi, cat's pretty BTW.
Cat was about to be a djck, dog stopped it, the dog is the real MVP
Come at me bro!
No not y...oh whatever!
Looks like me when I have an itch on my butt but don't want to scratch it for fear of it looking like in picking my butt