squirtle was here
How is Maryland safe? As a Marylander we are a heavy rain away from becoming Atlantis 2
@Good Guy Satan, it just shows you, nobody cares about Maryland.
@Good Guy Satan, Electric Boogaloo
@Good Guy Satan, it brings me immense pride to know that Satan is a fellow Marylander
@Good Guy Satan, as another marylander, we haven't gotten that much rain at all
@Good Guy Satan, I'm not surprised that Satan is a Maryland native
@Good Guy Satan, Maryland will no longer eat crabs; we shall live with them
@GoldenShowerr, Hey man as long as we have our Old Bay we should be fine
@Good Guy Satan, indeed. But the entire state would turn into a New Bay if you catch my drift
@GoldenShowerr, True. Guess I should buy a boat then
@Good Guy Satan, do you live near the bay?
You forgot the "Great Forever Fire of the Northwest"
@SaucySuprise, "New California Republic"
@SaucySuprise, the fire has crossed the border into Alberta, and now it's less than an hour away by car from where I am. The only thing between us is a river. May it protect we feeble mortals.
@SaucySuprise, I apologize to all residents affected by the fire, but I had to smoke that bastard Big Foot out.
Trump: "On the plus side, this greatly reduces the cost of building and maintaining the wall, and it's not like we don't have a navy that's capable of guarding the waters."
*hold up small hands in defence*
why is alaska connected to mexico?
@lemongrenade, glad im not the only that seen that
Living in Florida during Irma it was honestly all hype. Keys are destroyed everything else is fine. So RIP keys.
As an Oklahoman, I think it'd be nice to take only 45 minutes to get to the beach.
Why is it NY its manhattan isnt it?
You forgot about the westcoast wasteland
Why cant we have Tenn-sea?
Wouldn't that be Texas Bay?
Jokes on you I live in Houston the place that got hit the hardest and it's dryer then a desert over here
Let's make Texas America's largest water park.
Am I seeing this wrong or did they attach Alaska to Mexico?
@LorienNine, it just looks that way from the cutout, but now I can't unsee it.
Sea of Texas sounds better
Can't find the Last sea. Does anyone know where idiocy is?