*speech nearly incoherent like everyone involved is shjtfaced* I did naht hit her!
@GayShjtSniper, Yer tearing me apart Leezar!!!
How's your Holy text life?
Hah, what a Gospel, Mark.
Oh, hai Mark!
Marktholemew is his full name
@BigJohnson86, I thought it was Markyourcalendarstheresanewrubytuesdaysopeninginyourtownthismonth
@BigJohnson86, I think you misspelled markcycle.
Or is it normal because the Bible (and 2000 years of western civilization) made it so? Like John, Simon, Luke, Joseph, Mary, Elizabeth, James, Thomas...I can go on.
@HammerOfHerertics, If I understand right, the name Jesus Christ is based off of a Greek translation, but it isn’t actually his original name
@TriangleTesticles, Yeshua. Iesus was the Greek form used (the J didn’t exist at the time). Greek male names end in -us. Christ isn’t part of his name - it’s from Christos, Greek for “anointed”.
@TriangleTesticles, His name means Saviour, and it’s the greek form of Joshua (which is Hebrew)
I did not betray Jesus! I did NAHT! Oh, hi Mark.
"I did not betray Jesus! It's bullsh*t, I didn't betray him! I did nawt! Oh, hi Mark!"
It’s short for markaplier
Mark was Markus, a Greek name. The rest are Jewish names.