Vasectomies don't have a 100% success rate though, my friend had one and his girlfriend still got pregnant, it just makes the kids black
@Strawberry Milk, I had something similar happen to me. I got a vasectomy but my brother still got pregnant
@Strawberry Milk, ::fills out punnet square:: umm, I don’t know how to tell you.... you know what, you’re right. DaHell with science.
@Strawberry Milk, not gonna lie, you had me there in the first half.
@Strawberry Milk, not gonna lie you had us in the first half.
The number of children in that household must be out of control if that’s her level of dad joke
@BigJohnson86, exactly what I was thinking.
Husband gets a vasectomy but her boyfriend will still get her pregnant.
I had testicular cancer in 2014 and had to lose one of my boys.
My sister’s husband called me Single Jingle right away.
(As of March 2020 I’ll be marked cancer free.)
@Sleve McDichael, that's awesome dude! Mad respect to you for going through that. I'm sure it has it's emotional and physical problems
@Shjtting Djcks, It was a lot to go through, but I had it easy because I caught it early.
GUYS: check your nuts daily. Seriously.
Jokes on her and he can go have unprotected sex with clean wemon without a condom or fear of getting her pregnant.
She thought correctly
@Gothem, they're marriedb
Yes, now he can go play his switch whole Jerome humps his wife and she gives birth to the white guy's "son"
That's the smile of a man who gets to raw dog it for the rest of his life.
I think your "Wife" is an undercover man hating feminist tbh
Reduces chances of becoming a father and remaining a husband. Twofer!
My mate’s dad got that done, this guy is 40 years young and his dad likes younger women. So now the (supposedly) soon to be ex-wife of the de-nutted dad is having a baby, my mate is adamant that he isn’t going to have a younger sibling of 40 years difference. I’m not so sure.