They said i could do anything so i masturbated
Asian father meme: Masturbated? Why not doctoratebated?
@Steak Knight, you, I like what you did there.
@Steak Knight, oh my god that might be the single best thing i have ever heard
I can't do anything so I masturbathe
@EL REIBEZ, ah, multitasking; the act of bathing whilst masturbating
@BabyBokChoy, that clogs they pipe
I dont comment much, but I just want to say that I have been on this app for a very long time, since 10000
I DID IT AGAIN
@a lifeless dildo, after you send in a pic how long does it usually take?
@Luckytoes, I sent this in about 3 days ago I think
The uploader's username is hilariously fitting.
@Rapidash, well imagine a living dildo. The things it would see
@Super Suit, Oh.... What depths of hell do your thoughts spawn from?
@Super Suit, THATS ME!
This man is an inspiration to me.
Since I'm pooping naked, I masturbate
How could he find it?
That's ken, from psych.
5 July 2014 #5July2014
It should only a drop of nivea not the whole bottle you grerdy asian