Get yo head of the gutter.
"What a filthy hoe" I whispered after freshly plowing the field
@Mr Roboto Tits, "What a wet pussy" I grunted while pounding your mo--uh I mean while I threw a wet cat.
@Mr Roboto Tits, "what a wet b!tch" I whispered as I put my pen!s inside her, did I do that right?
"What a glorious and regal ass" I whispered as I looked in the mirror
"That was nice." I whispered right after I had sex with that girl.
@AraragiKoyomi, someone had to.
As I looked at my bedroom.
@Msari010, "so tight" I whispered. As I tried on new shoes.
@Msari010, "so naughty" I whispered as I looked at my nature.
@Umbreon, "so wet" I whispered. As I threw my clothes in the dryer.
@Msari010, "It's so big" I whispered, as I browsed the Tv section.
@Msari010, "Oh fvck me" I whispered as I peered at my horrible poker hand
@Msari010, "so creamy" I sighed as I ate my yogurt.
@Msari010, "So horny," I whispered at the cattle show
@Msari010, "so tender" I whispered as I pounded the meat.
@Umbreon, "so naughty" I whispered as I looked at my charmanders stats
"so overdone" I whispered as I repeated this joke format.
"Phrase potentially about sex." I whispered continuing with statement completely not about sex.
"Its so big" I whispered as I looked at the moon
"I love you...."
I whispered as I stared at my phone on the toilet.
"Nice rack" I whispered as my hooters waitress brought my ribs.
"That's at least a foot long" I quietly uttered to my Subway sandwich
"What a delicious meal" I whispered in scary mikes basement
I expected on to be actually dirty
"So naughty" I whispered... as my dog walked on the carpet with dirty paws.
"What a nice pussy"
As I anally penetrated my cat
This. We need a lot more of this.
"I feel so free now" as I stare at the gun in my hands.
*Inserts witty misleading comment like the ones above*
@Jenko, *sigh* "over used joke is over used." *prepares to be shot by over used pun sniper*
Wow I just ejaculated everywhere I said as I publicly masturbated
"I could have fun with that ass all night long" I whispered as I was contemplating buying a pinata.
"This isn't the only thing I'm going to pound" I said as I finished hammering the nail
Welcome to the Ser Waffle Knight update, I shall be your happy-a$s guide.
Those must be teenage boys lol
who ever these tom and Jacob guys are, I would like to meet them
Nice t!ts i whispered to your mom.
Stuckpixel bring Back The Rofl turtle
And to think I've been putting clothes instead of washings in my washing machine, how silly of me
"Who's a good boy" they whispered as they rub my tummy.
That one Tom made is still really creepy if you think about it.