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@MrWonka, Maybe it's Maybe
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@MrWonka, Mayflower, it's a good American name...
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@MrWonka, or mayday
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@MoistureDeliveryMan, maybe it's maybelline
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"Hi, my name is May. It's not short for anything, so..." "I didn't ask-" "Well it's not, okay?"
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@Empirial77, It's like Family Guy - Meg's name isn't short for Megan, it's short for Megatron.
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Man jumps off boat
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@sagelanza, ferry
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@sagelanza, 🚣
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@MrWonka, close enough
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@sagelanza, #futurepics
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You mean named after an instrument
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@Sandaimei, SpongeBob reference
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I'll name my child Walmart plastic bag and shorten it to Mart so he/she will forever remember they are named after a defunct condom
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@Cartophragy, In the words of my awesome and hysterical technology teacher from high school... You don't need a condom! Just take a ziploc baggie and two rubber bands and wrap em around that sucker real tight!
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How about Cass? Short for casserole
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@PokePuns, Cass is short for Cassidy
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My name is Mae and this is what I got teased with :( I don't even like mayonnaise
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@Maegodwin, i find this funny. No offense i hope, but i appreciate the irony. Maybe you can appreciate it to? Idk
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Patty Mayonnaise!
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"princess mayonnaise, I'll save you!" *throws a trash can lid at a child, misses, breaks car window and sets alarm off.
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Role call in class with full legal names on the list would be terrible
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Good luck to her and future job applications.
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Calm there Satan
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@CreepingCharlie , *calm down there Satan
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@CreepingCharlie , down there calm satan?
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My neighbours dog was named Mei. I'd always call her Mayonnaise.
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Hi may, I'm Tom
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@IQhunter, tomato ketchup
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Except everyone would know as soon as role call happened in school.
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My friend has a daughter named Madison. They call her May for short.
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Now that is Metal!
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@All Mighty Donut, how?
Maybe it's Mayonnaise. Maybe it's Maybelline.