IT'S BAD ENOUGH I GOTTA SEE YOU EVERY TIME A TIP A STRIPPER
@Codalicious, VINCE AGAINST A FOUNDING FATHER'S JUST TOO BAD CAUSE AFTER THIS AMERICA IS GONNA LOSE A DAD
@Sexy Homunculus, don't use fighting caps lock words around here.
@Sexy Homunculus, WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!!
@insaneicecreamman, EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
Scenes From A Hat!: What can you say about a shirt, but not your girlfriend?
@Skrub, it's stretched out so much from letting all my friends borrow it... Time to go to the store to get a new one
@Skrub, I have a shirt *cries*
@Skrub, I go in ALL the holes
@Skrub, "it's hanging in the closet"
@Skrub, Stick a hangar in that thing, we don't want it to get wrinkles down the road.
@Skrub, it's too tight and uncomfortable. I'm tired of forcing myself into it.
@Skrub, yeah it's dirty but at least it still smells alright
@Skrub, it's too big
@Michael Fassbender, it's "what can you say about a shirt, but not your girlfriend?" not "what can you say about your girlfriend, but not your shirt?"
@Skrub, Where'd this weird stain come from?
when he makes it rain, he just throws people on stage.
*has a one nighter with Queen Elizabeth*
I feel I should maybe say something about that.
17 August 2014 #17August2014
The moment when something downvoted is top comment
I'm at the store.
@JarMaul, You've got dedication, I'll give you that much...