So what does a d!ck smith do exactly?
@Salem, iron dildos.
@Salem, He can forge you new dongs and upgrade your current one.
@Salem, A locksmith works on locks. A dick smith works on cocks.
@Salem, dlck Smith’s is an electronic store in New Zealand. Probably in Australia too. Although you don’t really see them anymore, guess they were pushed out by JB HI-FI?
@RollingInD1ck, Pretty sure they went out business in Oz recently
@RollingInD1ck, here in ‘straya they went out of business around a year ago, they were making losses and used sorcery accounting to fix the problem - it didn’t fix the problem
@Salem, they work out the kinks
Upvote for stranger things reference
@towelbot, I will not
@The Gay Gatsby, I will
Well thats false advertisement
The one in the water looks nothing like the one in the pic. All of its contours on the orange part are different. And the orange outline on the middle button is missing. So... Thats why its not floating? Its not the phone thats advertised.
@Mr Literal, angles..... women do this too
@hasher22 , I took angles into account. The bottom itself which is in full sight. Is completely different. there is no ribbed speaker part. Although a more likely reason some of it looks so different is the distortion in the water.