They probably charged him double for the little chicken nuggets they thought he stole.
@Poisonwolf, I appreciate this comment
@Poisonwolf, apparently he was smuggling a sausage too.
@Poisonwolf, and one chicken tender
You would think the cashier would stop the customer halfway into stripping. But then again this is McDonald's and not McRonalds.
Looks like someone ordered a sausage mcmuffin
"Can I get a refill?"
"Sure, just take your top off and hand me your drink."
@Not Actually a Corgi, As someone who worked at Chik-fil-A, we were told not to refer to them as tops. We had to say "if you could take your lid off please". Apparently, we had complaints of employees asking girls to take their tops off..
I'd hate to see what he'd do if she said "would you like small medium or large beef in your buns?"
Masterbate and run
I'd like to know how this didn't end in an arrest
@TasteMySquanch, (Spoiler alert) It didn't happen.
It's only as embarrassing as the inches you're lacking.