McDonald's in the bay area be like
Don't worry, they're clean. We wiped them off with napkins someone left on the table.
"Our future straws will be made out of complaints about our icecream machine being broke."
@Good Guy Satan, Too bad those straws make your drink taste salty.
Don’t worry, they’re only doing that to the McDonald’s in the San Francisco Area
That's an insulin syringe. Thought it was gonna say "we're preloading insulin into our soft drinks for you fat diabetic f*cks"
My mom wouldn't let me go into McDonald's play places because she found syringes in a bag in one of the play places