I just shjt in the urinal and leave it there to show my superiority
@Crusty Fap Sock, you are the co-worker EVERYONE loathes. 0,0
@Crusty Fap Sock, *golf clap*
@Crusty Fap Sock, I just shjt in the sink... Yours makes more sense.
@Crusty Fap Sock, the sink is always my go to
@Crusty Fap Sock, "Anybody can piss on the floor, but it takes a real man to shjt on the ceiling." -high school bathroom stall door
@Crusty Fap Sock, your butt must be pretty crusty too then afterwards.
@Crusty Fap Sock, i dont understand how all these newbies like you come from nowhere commenting and getting upvoted like you own the place, meanwhile theres people like me who have been here for at least 3 years and have left many comments in the past and has still gone unnoticed by the community
@Jonly Bonly, You just have to be more creative with your comments. Besides, this shouldn't be a competition, we're all here for some laughs.
@TheOneWhoArrestedYou, i hate you
@Jonly Bonly, I've been here for at least 3 years
@Jonly Bonly, Having the name crusty fap sock helps
@Jonly Bonly, be funny that usually works
@Crusty Fap Sock, Brother?
@Jonly Bonly, been here 4 years and I don't comment much. I like seeing other, funnier people get top comment, regardless of how new thet are. I don't mind going unnoticed because that's the nature of being unoriginal and for the most part unamusing
@OutOfUsernames, I've been here almost six years, since late 2008! I win!
@Crusty Fap Sock, so Stan took the blame for you then. This changes everything, the Hardly Boys were wrong.
10 May 2014 #10May2014
This literally happens every day to me at my office.
Or when you go in just to check your hair in the mirror then use the restroom so you don't seem vain
I do that if there's at least one other person in there. I have to be alone to use the restroom
But I wash my hands in the toilet...
I just legitimately found this picture in the random section o.0
@Kangaroo Smoothie, i love your name
Public toilets are a no go.
I usually turn around and leave
Every. Fvcking. Time.
*dammit I was thirsty*
Or you find out you're not the only one when you look through the crack of the stall door, followed by full on eye contact