Taking care of drunk people is hilarious.
My friend was wasted and didn’t want to be near her roommates, so she hung out in my dormroom for a while. She knocked over some water, put herself in timeout by standing in the corner, and asked if I wanted to hear a secret then told me even though I said no.
@PBnJ, this is me, but I do that stuff sober
@A pet named Steve, what's the secret
@A Math Dealer, she's not actually German
But...wait. Why would she tell everyone that?
@A Math Dealer, Why do you tell everyone you're not dead inside when you're actually just a husk of your former self?
@PunsAndGlory, because...that would be a bummer and make people back away from me?
@A Math Dealer, Exactly
I'm just joking. I love you Steve.
@PunsAndGlory, but then what's the secret
@PunsAndGlory, how did you know that I was actually a 40 year old dude from South Dakota
@PBnJ, being the drunk is even more fun!
I don't drink but I know what sleepy me is capable of. And online gaming me with a vendetta
@Dephenistrator, Being drunk is basically just being really tired. It depresses your CNS and releases melatonin.
@PunsAndGlory, i used to code sleepy, make glitches and try to fix them for an hour or two thinking i can do it before I pass out. Then I can't, sleep, wake the next day, say wtf out loud and fix it in five minutes
@Dephenistrator, That's exactly like being drunk. I've never been drunk, by my psychology course has taught me a lot about it.
@PunsAndGlory, oh! Your awesome! I love psychology! I have add so I always have some freaky string of thoughts to try to backtrack and figure out how it started.
@Dephenistrator, Yeah, I understand that, lol.
@PunsAndGlory, the only diference is that beeing tired doesn't destroy your liver.
The truth: I remember everything