@Raw steak, you pretty much are guaranteed a top comment if you can reference a movie quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I've gotten 2 so far with those movie quotes.
"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called 'Arthur King,' you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."
I will fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries