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@Invalid Chicken, Oh my gawd.
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@Invalid Chicken, I was honestly expecting something about the loch ness monster wanting tree fiddy
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@Invalid Chicken, Thanks for the imagery, you damn cock
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@Invalid Chicken, bad day?
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Meeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!
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On funny pics
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Well yesterday I was at school...
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He's on experimental drugs from Dr. Bunsen Honeydew. They may or may not be laxatives.
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Is this joke back?
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At work, today, while mucking concrete. So yeah it was a day
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right here
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Probably on the bus, why do you ask?
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This is awesome because I've procrastinated for 3 weeks on writing a case study on IBS that's due tomorrow for my bio class.
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Not a problem if someone's arm is up your butt
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On the Muppets...I mean, Meep meep meep.
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TACO BELL!
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*diarrhoea
I was in class, when my teacher won't let me go to the washroom, and people around me listen to the horrible sounds of my stomach as I start to rip four in a row. i listen to the cries of students right before they faint to the stench, and my teacher yells at me to go but it's already too late. At this point, I knew diarrhea is striking. I feel my pants start to warm and I slowly try to get up and leave, but it was more terrifying than I thought. My sharts had covered my pants brown, I knew I just had to make it out the classroom. As I run out I fall, and land on my face. At this moment, my classmates were laughing and crying at the same time, and I decided what had to be done. I let loose the diarrhea inside me, killing everyone in the room. Maybe next time will teachers learn to let me go to the washroom.