Speaking of flirting, I am not great. I was sitting next to a girl and waiting for a chance to say something to her while she was talking to her friend. After I while, she says "I have to go before I pee my pants" and I say "why don't you pee in my pants?" She's a little weirded out and says "um, I have a boyfriend" and I say "yeah, uh, me too"
@ archiethesailor, you smooth motherclucker
@ archiethesailor, that's just a sign that girl wasn't worth your time anyway.
@ archiethesailor, she'll never forget you, good first impression!
@ archiethesailor, How does one f*ck up that badly? Sorry I laughed so hard.
@A Confused Banana , Laugh as hard as you want, it's not my story, I'm just sharing it.
@ archiethesailor, dude... I don't know why that didn't work. I'm not even being sarcastic. Stupid boyfriend-chicks...
Not gonna lie, a girl in my class did that to me once, she was honestly asking
I am going to use this. Best ice breaker ever
I laughed, then I remembered I've actually done this before. Granted it did land me my first boyfriend, so it wasn't ALL bad, but...
My idea of flirting is staring until they either smile or tell me to fjck off.