Your honor, I rest my case
@thesamfactory, for your unprecidented skill as a lawyer you have been awarded the golden suspenders of law. May they pull your briches into your ass crack with pride.
@The Manwhore, *unprecedented
@thesamfactory, Judge Darwin. " case dismissed "
Where's that Iron E macro? I want it back for shjt like this.
This was a Darwin award
I don't think he died riding a motorcycle though I think he died from falling
I wear a full face helmet just for the rocks that get shot at your face.
@CrazyRightWinger, Right there with you, I can't ride without a full face. I don't enjoy eatting bugs when i ride.
Sounds like Florida man went on holiday to NY
Darwin, god bless you.
@Hotchkiz, its more irony than karma
Here's your sign
"Watch I'll be perfectly fine"