He looks like a sloth
@moneyeatnoodles, how dare you mock sid this way
@moneyeatnoodles, you know...people always said I looked like Sal
Who the fvck is this seriously
@megamanx181x, now hes gotta face the challenge
"Okay Sal, for your punishment, we have cut off the circulation to your left hand, injected it with cat nip, and covered it with tuna"
"Oh c'mon guys that's my favorite hand"
"Wait, wait, we're not finished, you're going to be stuck in a room full of cats who haven't eaten in 3 days-"
"-and one of whom is infected with rabies!"
"Dammit, c'mon, I gotta go to my sister's wedding, I can't show up with a fvcked up hand!"
"ONE HAS A BOMB STRAPPED TO HIS COLLAR! HAVE A BLAST, JACKA$$!"