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@Starbomb, HAHA don't need to!! Wait... I don't need to... :'(
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@Starbomb, ha, can't gain it if you already have it. :(
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@Starbomb, gains wait by eating lots of bacon
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@ADuckBitMyEar, fatties unite!!!
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Pigs can orgasm for 30+ minutes, how can that be bad for fertility?
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@Darkwyn, they have such long orgasms because they are infertile
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@Darkwyn, it's like eating a unicorn. You live, but it's crap.
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@Darkwyn, Who would want to jizz for 30 minutes?
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@Darkwyn, do we wanna know how you know this...
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@Darkwyn, because the almighty bacon god does not approve of our thievery of bacon. That is why.
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@Darkwyn, I...I don't know what to do with this information...
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@Darkwyn, That is always my go to fun fact. Is something wrong with me?
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@Darkwyn, if you want a baby don't eat bacon
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The Stuckpixel community is strange.
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@Malekorath, You should meet the night shift people.
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@Malekorath, hmm, this is interesting nonetheless
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@CourageDaCowardlyDog, everyone here are the nightshift people apparently.
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Men are AWESOME!!!!! I mean... as a straight guy I like being with a man... I mean BEING a man! I LOVE MEN!! *awkward silence*
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@mymateo, I like dudes penises to get inside my rectum. No homo.
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@SWAT, I like dudes penises to get inside my rectum....... All homo ;P
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That first one had basically nothing to do with the rest of the picture.....
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I can't see my penis either, but I'm as thin as Sheldon Cooper
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Wait... I can last an above average time? I always thought I had a below average time... This is great news!
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This came from buzzfeed.com in case anyone wanted to know
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I hate this post because people assume correlation means causation when in reality other stuff causes it. For example, fat men last longer bc their wives are usually equally as fat and who could get turned on by that??
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@thesamfactory, also the fact that it's hard to stick it in if you can't see it... Also if it's not long enough then it'll keep falling out which is irritating....
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You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
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All I learned from this is that fat guys are better than skinny guys.
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@Hank the Hamster, except for you know, life expectancy and healthiness
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@Michael Fassbender, and sexiness.... And be able to see their penises.... And in bed (the lasting long is false and I know it)..... Yeah skinny guys are better all around
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1.8 minutes? Are we 12 years old?
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@Converthis, you lasted that long at 12?
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This information shall serve me well... I shall get fat... Then it will be HAREM TIME!
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How does one consume transsexual p*rn?
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@Jenny Talia, well we are all consumers when we buy something.... So they consume it by buying it
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@Jenny Talia, orally
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So moral of the story, eat all the bacon, never eat carrots, and never have to use condoms again
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Weird, Slender Man seems to keep up with me all night long
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I was really eager to see the comments..
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This is just a buzzfeed video
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I don't know what to do with this information
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@LCPD, You shall use it tonight. Wisely.
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Did the prostate gland part really need the finger going in?
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Well. I guess I don't want kids then. More bacon for me!
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@Pedophile Tom, don't worry, the people you're after aren't that fertile in the first place!
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Actually the lasting longer is false.... In fact on average men last for about 5 minutes.... That has nothing to do with weight....
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Do you know how to make this picture better? Take every frame out, but the one with bacon.
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"Straight men consume more transsexual porn than any other demographic" NO SH!T SHERLOCK, that's there are more straight men!
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Bacon is bad? Well you can't live life without at least one drawback.
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Bacon ls bad for fertility....I should be sterile by now...
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It only says slender men, what of men in shape?
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I may have a smaller brain, but I use it to get what I want from my man ;)
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I'm not sure what to do with this information... get fat I guess.
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Thanks stuckpixel
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The male g-spot is called the "a-spot". It's best reached through the anus, but there is a method to stimulate it without anal penetration. I had my ex boyfriend's gay friend explain to me how to do it. And then I promptly forgot. It involves the space between the balls and asshole, though.
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Come at me fatties
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Alright, hate to be that guy but absolutely nothing here had been sourced, so this guy could say whatever he wants. Whenever you see cool picture like these, remember to see if they sourced thier information!
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I think the "heavier men" are muscular pornstars skewing our data.
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I am really sick so I won't comment much
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I know what you're thinking ladies; yes, that's in his ass
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Okay.
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@FRUOTU, Please stop down voting everyone else's comments. You should know that is a no no.
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@FRUOTU, Pretty much my reaction
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@FRUOTU, I understand down voting, but your rate of down voting is a little high.
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@Jojokanojojo, he/she down voted 6 comments, he/she probably legitimately disliked those comments
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YOU DONT FINGER A DUDES ASSHOLE
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Thank you buzzfeed video!
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Most of that time for fatmen spent in bed are spent trying to find their dingaling.
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So men have bigger brains. Don't worry ladies because size doesn't matter. It's how you use it.
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They kinda have g-spots? I'm not trusting any picture on the Internet that says kinda.
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How the hell does one 'consume' porn?!
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I also think straight men consume more of any kind of porn....
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Is that actually the average time a guy lasts in bed? I've heard that before but just wasn't sure if it's true...
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I love how this started as a list of facts then very quickly became a very interesting topic about procreation.
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All I got out of this was that I need to eat more bacon
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So, wait, where's their G-spot? For future reference
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Sorry, what?
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So, after reading this, I have come to the realization that just about everyone else in the world has sex way to fast, or I am a very strange case.
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21 June 2014 #21June2014
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False. Bacon is God
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I'm sorry but if you can't have sex for 2 minuets, it's not due to your weight, it's due to premature ejaculation...
*starts gaining weight*