So sorry. Here's a twenty
@KaijuKoitus, I would have brought him a beer,personally.Although,I guess with a twenty,you could get a few beers.
Poor al bundy down on his luck.
@Ray213, "hello, could ya help a fellow American down on his luck"
Please someone get this reference
@Pikachusmother, that's from a bugs bunny cartoon with the penguin. I offer this rebuttal can you help out a fellow American who's down on his luck by accepting this penguin.
@Ray213, YES THANK YOU! EVERYONE UPVOTE THIS MAN
It's all the same. Potato potato
@ItsTrue, all I hear is potato potato
@KaijuKoitus, I say "potato" like "potato"
That's pretty sad I guess
He's just pondering his life choices
I'm sorry for your loss.
You're still gonna need it
Gives him 20$
"I caught you a good marriage.
Oh, you got to be quicker than that!
He is thinking of where to dump his wifes bloodied corpse thats in the back of that van
Speaking of marriage, does anyone else find it a little weird? I've seen a quote before something like "hey I love you so much I'm gonna get the government involved"
@K1lgore, Marriage to some people is a religious experience. It's the binding of two souls for eternity in the eyes of God. Means a lot more when you put it that way 😉
@K1lgore, also its good for taxes