The worst of the Facebook posts
This is so cool. My elf name is no one cares.
@dudehjj, Wow same here! Looks like we have the same birthday ^_^
@dudehjj, my elf name is Richard Phist
@Anal Discombobulator, what are the chances? my name is also no one cares!
@Anal Discombobulator, no, you have the same first letter of your first name, and were born in the same month :P
@dudehjj, this is so crazy, my elf name is also No one Cares
@dudehjj, my elf name is Bob Rogers. I think I went wrong somewhere.
@dudehjj, really i ended up with mutated freak...
How the fvck did I get happy slippy-foot?
@Obito Uchiha, Really? I got Ben Dover.
@dudehjj, NO FVCK FACE I THOUGHT IT WAS PICK
@dudehjj, Same here!
@dudehjj, Happy birthday to you.
@Obito Uchiha, what did you just say?
@Anal Discombobulator, woah mine was cares no one
@Anal Discombobulator, your name... It bothers me.
@dudehjj, oh my god!! Mine too!! What a coincidence! We must be soul mates
@Obito Uchiha, weird, i got Anal Thrasher
@Obito Uchiha, omg mine too!
@Anal Discombobulator, not necessarily
@dudehjj, mine is Ben Dover!
@dudehjj, Are we all collected for this one pic? What is this SORCERY?
@Grandmother, Yeah, usually they're birthday so I automatically wrote birthday haha ^^"
@Ghost Monkey, that joke. I like it.
@Anal Discombobulator, *birthmonth.
@dudehjj, NO. FREAKING. WAY. Me too!!
Instructions not clear enough, name is Dildo McGiggins
Slimy Flatulence. Hmm. How did that happen?
I got: Cotton-headed ninny muggin. Is that right?
Wow, it's interesting how many of our birthdays are the same. That means all our parents did it on or about the same day. Just think about it. Your parents doing it... and my parents doing it and everyone else's parents doing it all on the same day... really makes you think.
@dumsaint, maybe we all have the same parents, and everyone on here are long lost siblings.
@Highly Intoxicated, And all our "parents" just adopted us.
@dumsaint, "brain explodes"
I got moon moon.
A- No one JAN- cares? That's not really catchy.
Cares No one? I'll let myself out...
Well then if that's how it's gonna be.....I didn't want to know anyways!!!!
Instructions weren't clear enough, I killed Santa
My name had always been no one cares. I thought I was unique
My elf name is butt richter. Huh.
Dang it I'm frisking moon moon
Instructions weren't clear enough. I made toys for children across the world.
I got legolas I guess you guys are all just pretty crappy elves.
I got "Buddy the Elf" did I do something wrong?
Anyone else get Jingles McReindeer?
I got "bad motherfvcker"
Sent this to a Christmas enthusiast I know....she was not happy... :D
Hello I'm No oneno oneno oneno one cares, and u?
Wtf my name is cocksucker?
That's already my real name..,
My elf name is Sticky McAnus
Instructions weren't clear enough. My name is now Dick Mcbob
Some how, no matter how i do it, it always comes out to be "You Were Adopted." Anybody else have that?
And somehow my name is Northpole-Northpole
Am I the only one who's elf name is everyone cares?
Damn it I got moon moon
My elf name is no one cares
Who else got no one cares?
Oh wow i thought u had to combine the letter with the month so i was laug. *facepalm*
Directions not clear enough: My elf name is Bundle of Sparkles.
Am I the only idiot that didn't notice it's the same for everyone until after I got my elf name?
I got No one Cares
Huh. Did you guys know my elf name is no one cares?
Why doesn't anyone like Christmas?!
No one cares... That doesn't even sound like an elf name, I don't get it