Yo listen up here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house and a blue little window and a blue corvette and everything is blue for him and himself and everybody around because he ain't got nobody to listen (to)...
@Abusive Breasts, I unironically love this song.
@Abusive Breasts, what color are the stairs?
@Sergei Nohomo, same
@Abusive Breasts, *game grumps* And all his shjt is BLUE
@The Puppet Man, all of my guilty pleasure songs are crappy pop songs from the 90s
@Ser Waffle Knight, MMMMMM FUNNY JOKE!!
@ChibiLombax, NO, SHUT UP YODA!!! fuUuUuUuNnNnY JOKE!!
@Ser Waffle Knight, HEY DAN?! what yoda...? WHAT IS A JEDI'S FAVOURITE DESSERT!!?! what is it..? OBI WAN CANNOLI!!! HHMMMHMMM FUNNNYYYYY JOKE!! what the fvck arin why?
@ChibiLombax, Hey, Dan?
Where does Darth Vader get all of his designer shoes?
I don't know yoda, where?
AT THE DARTH-MALL!! MMMMMMMMMM, FUNNY JOKE!
oh my god, it's not, it's not funny.
@Ser Waffle Knight, did I ever tell you about that?
The fvckin joke yoda, yea.
It like yoda after he like retires from the force! And wants to become a comedian!
But... He's not a policeman..!
@The Puppet Man, wrong. It's a riddle :)
@Abusive Breasts, I'm blue, if I was green I would die, if I was greeeen I would die, if I was green I would die (die, die)
Them: (sexy voice) How much can you give me...
Me: 20 fluid ounces...
Well, I'll be damned
Me: Fierce Grape
You mean Blue Flavored
I didn't get the joke so I tried to read differently and got "you blue me, cool blue"
Comic sans...? :(
You blue me
You blue me thirst quencher
This may have been funny when I was 8
I hate when I mean to get frost glacier freeze and it ends up being cool blue smh