who needs public transport
Watch out with clickhole stuff, some people seem to not understand it's satire :(
@Mortimer Smith Sr, darn i was hoping this was legit because it'd be hilarious
@MCPO S117, I'm tellin ya, to hear him say that in person would be amazing. I would laugh till I died.
@Mortimer Smith Sr, Same thing with The Onion. Stuff is hilarious to read
@Member berries, our public transport is the absolute bottom of society, he'll never make it
I wish this was a thing
It's on the internet, so it must be real.