This means you have shïtty plates. Microwaves heat up water molecules, and ceramic shouldn't have water left in it after being fired. Glass also shouldn't have really any water in it either.
@satan of the north, damn bro I came here for hahas not to get dissed about my plates
@satan of the north, that's a lot more than my plate can handle.
@LeGoomGoom, Sorry to dish that out. I bet you've got a lot on your plate right now, and your dishware shouldn't be a concern
@satan of the North, enlighten me as to how I can tell if the plate isn't sh1tty before I leave the store
@butternut squash, Unfortunately there's not really a way to tell just by looking at them. Just don't buy ones from like the dollar store or somewhere like that. Ikea ones are decently cheap and good plates
@satan of the north, glass can in fact have water molecules in it
@satan of the north, I see what you did there.. I like it