Be an alpha male and shjt in the urinal. It works as a bidet too if you mash your asshole against the back and flush
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, my god man
@WelI Obviously, your welcome
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I always just inserted the handle to flush
@salty joe, such talent!
What a loser!!!! He’s taking a dump in the bathroom during school time!!!!
@megamanx181x, I got caught whacking off in the stall in high school! They treated me like they had never jerked off before, dumb immature kids
@celtics313131, what a bunch of prudes!
@megamanx181x, I know right! I even asked a few to do a circle jerk and that really set them off
Peak your head under the stall and I'll grind your nose down with my shoe.
*dunks over stall a huge wet paper towel ball*
Yo ass stinks!!!
*runs like hell*
@seeUpee, that’s messed up but funny
@seeUpee, a long time ago, my boyfriend would also mess with his kid brother like that at home. He’d be on the toilet, and my BF would go in there with a bucket of ice water and just dumps it on him and runs out
I used to work at an auto repair shop... Once, I was taking a shjt and a bunch of guys filled the nozzle of the Cheetah (if you dont know what it is, youtube Cheetah air tank) full of baking powder and stuck it under the stall and blasted me with it
This was literally me in elementary school and to this day I still cannot use public restrooms.
*stealth mode activated*
So the person who says "yooo he's taking a shjt"...
What happens when that guy is taking a shjt ??