This original story came from 4chan, and other people did the math for the guy.
@Agent Foxy, doesn't everything originate from 4chan in some shape or form?
@Soulless at birth, Pretty much. Even the theory that 4chan orginated everything came from 4chan.
@Agent Foxy, adding to this story: if we include his dick at 2 inches x 100 thrusts x 10 events before he found out about her past, then it comes out to 10.48 miles
100 thrusts? *Sweats* That's it? Heh... That's a really short time *looks around nervously*
@Gustav Holst, yeah.... Um..... I also take an average of 100 thrusts to cum.... ha...ha...
@Gustav Holst, guys, don’t do this to yourself. Unless you are recording a porn movie, it doesn’t really matter. I always tell my wife that it is her fault if I don’t last long. She is too hot and gets me too excited, it is my body appreciating her body! Believe this old guy, just enjoy and get mathematics out of the bed!
@Smurf309fs, once I get laid, I'll take this into consideration
@Gustav Holst, I don't know about ya'll but I'm not counting when I'm pounding. Could also explain why i have 2 kids.....
@Smurf309fs, but... Math is one of the things that gets us into bed.
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Honestly she either has standards lower than my self esteem or she is a top class model to find that many men to smash. One new one a week? That’s a talent
@Siska the Khajiit, honestly though I dont think its talent. Its pretty easy for girls to get laid. Theres always some dude thats dtf for whatever body type you are.
@Siska the Khajiit, honestly I don’t really believe this. Either the girl is lying or this guy just made this up. Nobody has the emotional energy (let alone physical energy) to put up with having sex with that many people unless they were getting paid to do it. I’d assume someone with that low of self esteem would have killed themself after a few dozen hookups.
@Trevthemighty, nah in a given eco system you could run out of your "type"
@Eddie Vedder, I️ had a friend who slept with like.... 40 guys her first semester of college. I️ think as long as you’re being safe, who cares. But get tested my friends! And remember, you really can spread stds through oral.
@shnickelfritz, haha come on. There are about 16 weeks in a semester. People don’t tend to hookup sober so I would assume your friend was at least drunk during the sex. So that person would have to be getting drunk 2 or three times a week, on top of maintaining a gpa decent enough that the persons parents would keep them in school, maintain decent health (exercise and diet) so that they don’t turn into a slob or mental reject, and maintain any other relationships in their life. A lot of students are also working a job during college so you can see how this doesn’t add up. I wouldn’t chalk it up to “who cares”, we all have a responsibility to take care of ourselves. Taking zanax and Prozac for the rest of your life isn’t sustainable, and this is the only outcome I can see from this.
@Eddie Vedder, you underestimate the power of a college/university student to not sleep
@Dudeguy Manbrobud , true and the power of caffeine, but it’s still only sustainable for so long before you become an apathetic mess.
Dude is way insecure. Too intimidated by a person's past.
If this was a guy he’d get a plethora of high fives. Funny that when it’s a female it’s all negative stuff. Honestly, as long as she’s faithful now and you’re both in love, who cares?
@Sarcastic Wombat, All true. Plus it’s way better to date someone with experience - they are usually very creative.
@Sarcastic Wombat, seriously, why judge someone based on how high their number is. And I️t sounds like they had an honest relationship. You don’t have to be the only one, just be the best one!
She isn't his girlfriend anymore because he likes math, pfffft nerd.
@August Wthr, seriously, she was sitting there naked and waiting and he’s like wait let me figure out all this unnecessary stuff. Crazy how some people really want someone who loves sex, but then if they have a past it’s an issue. Sigh.
Well at least It is better then learning she was a dude, unless your into that kind of thing, please don’t hurt me
@kdogzzs, I mean she still could be 🤷♂️
@kdogzzs, *kicks you in the shin*
The comment was funny, but I felt like hurting someone.
With an instrument like yours, you are lucky to be in the band...
This is some Silicon Valley type math. Manipulating that data.
Maybe 200+ per position
Hope u gave her another 4" before you dumped her
What's her name? You know, for science.
Some would’ve been black guys and those guys are huge and thrust a lot more. A friend told me
Stop valuing women on the number of dicks they’ve scored. most men’s value is raised if they’ve fücked that many women. Childish.
What if she had a steady boyfriend in college and had sex that same amount?
Only 200 ,she wasn’t trying hard enough