"You can't tell me how to live my life dad gosh! I'm a full grown and independent woman! It doesn't matter if I'm 12, get out of my room!"
@Giant Cabbage, *takes out belt*
@Captain Kirk Hinrich,
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, that could go two VERY different ways...
@Nothing To See Here, why not...... both.....?
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, I've always wondered what would happen if a parent was going to beat his/her kid with a belt, but secretly the kid was into that sort of stuff.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, *starts to fap*
@Giant Cabbage, *knocks over cabbage stand*
Its ok mom I don't think it will be a problem
@John Titor, *Joins you in the feels*
@John Titor, I know sweetie, I know. You will always have my love
Actually, the statistics show that people are losing their virginity later and later in life
@Major Ticklescrote, Probably because of the internet
@NasirJamalDavenport, and social awkwardness....and maybe less arranged marriages?
This is such a good idea I will be teaching my kids military time from now on
Yeah I was thinking of a way to punish my future kids if they misbehave as teenagers... Instead of me taking they're phones and electronics, I'll take they're chargers and plugs and as they use them less and less while while I sip my coffee in a evil pose
@Viral Oreo, you'd have to be very methodical about keeping track of the number of chargers in the house to make such a strategy work
@Magnamon, yeah I'm only going to have, at the most, 2 or 3 kids so that means a total of 5 plugs because of 2 handhelds and 3 phones and I will inform they're friend's moms so that they don't try to sneak plugs a school
@Viral Oreo, don't forget to take old phones and replacement chargers into account. Micro USBs are used for just about everything smaller than a laptop these days. Apple products excluded ofc
@Magnamon, your right! Thanks :)
@Viral Oreo, There was a meme about this once....
You have to wait to grow your condom
Old enough to pee, old enough for me
@Michandrovas241, They pee before they are born.
@Strategist Dalek, what can I say, I'm a motherfvcker
Military Time goes from 0000 to 2400 so I guess I'll never get any cock. (I aint even mad)
But if there's grass on the field, it's begging to get mowed!
Every time i see this joke it pisses me off because 59 is on the clock so what im not supposed to do that for another 40 yrs??
Not if I petition to have the international standard for time changed to a different system!
But the second one doesn't rhyme...
*turns 24* okay kids, now you can have the cock *pulls out a couple of chickens*
So when they say "kids", does it mean boys and girls are too young for the c-ck?