In english please?
@Fruit Punch Samurai, it says here you are always ready for what the day brings?
Yes sir, im always prepared.
So you work hard?
Yes, all that and more.
Great, you're hired!
@VoluptuousBacon, thank you
@Fruit Punch Samurai, i did my best
@VoluptuousBacon, that can't be right, can it?
@Fruit Punch Samurai, I'm in so much pain after reading that. Please don't ask for translations. It might kill
@VoluptuousBacon, the real MVP
@Fruit Punch Samurai, I thought "fux wit" meant "really enjoy"
This post gave me cancer
@ThirdNipple, I am a offense and I take cancer patient to this.
@ThirdNipple, I had flashbacks to ifunny there for a minute
It's like he's trying to speak to me, I just know it.
"So when can I start?"
"As soon as you shut the fvck up"
Oh sorry I didn't see other comments had the same question.
This reminds me of the movie Airplane, I think they're speaking Jive
I got AIDS from this…
@Steveman05, Don't lie to us... it was Charlie Sheen, wasn't it?
@YouJustLostTheGame, that's where I got my super AIDS from
Wtf are these people saying ?
These are getting stale too. Ghetto hoodrat speak has run its course as funny.
What the fvck
Hiring for Twitter moderators.
I hate 2016,
I have a headache now thanks
This sounds like an Andre 3000 lyric