The real monster here is ourselves
"That one crush you had in high school has already moved on and is with another person that will make them even happier than you could have..."
@Good Guy Satan, Nice try, but my crush is still in middle school 🕶️
@Good Guy Satan, Jokes on you I went to an all boys school
Wait a minute...
@Good Guy Satan, false me and my high school crush still talk frequently and both acknowledge that we share the same feelings. The only reason we aren't together is because of our conflicting and stressful school and work schedules
@Good Guy Satan, thank you for reminding me, it has barely passed a day since I felt this dreadful feeling, and I was missing it.
@Good Guy Satan, impossible never had a crush or romantic feelings
@Good Guy Satan, Jokes on you I got her pregnant...... jokes on you..... jokes on ME?
@Good Guy Satan, wow, you didn't get your name for nothing.
I don't care how old you are, that first part would be terrifying
Screams in existential, stress induced crisis and fear
I thought a banker would come in and whisper in her ear student loans debt.
im a miserable person by nature. Step up your game or leave, monsters
@Z0IDBERG, *pulls up student loans, mortgage, car payments, medical bills, and your parents and peers expectations of you*
I miss having nightmares about monsters, they were so much less terrifying than the ones about bureaucrats with paperworkI filled out slightly incorrectly, I have now.
Wait, shes just now coming to that realization?
I suppose we all have to stare into that existential void at some point. The quicker you learn to cope with it. The happier you’ll be and less surprised you will be by all the dumb things that happen in the world.
Just remember when in doubt... Meh..