Just telling her what a good boy I am, that a problem?
Well, I was. But now I'm much more interested in you.
Don't like that? Well, how do you feel about belly rubs? *Whispers* How about right at the base of the top of your tail?
*Score! Steals that nice, pretty lady's bitch for a walk and some frisbee time.*
Don’t worry I’ll both treat you to bones
"Nah man she seems like a total bitch."
Find a girl that looks at you the way that girl looks at her dog
You want sum fuk?