Sometimes when I sit down, my sack touches the water. It’s rather unpleasant.
@I Are Lebo, same bro same, made sure my new house had a low fill toilet
@I Are Lebo, do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a-
Nope. I’m done.
@I Are Lebo, I just laughed at this and woke my GF up! She’s mad but thank you
@I Are Lebo, couple of knee knockers, eh?
@Child Slapper, yes
@Mag3rPayne, I can legit touch my knee with my scrotum. I have to stretch it with my hand, but still.
@I Are Lebo, that's why mine hang too, all that time I spent playing with my sack as a kid. Bat wings, etc.
@Mag3rPayne, dude, same! I used to stretch it over my fist
@I Are Lebo, glad we could bond over our shared experience with our sacks, bro. Only problem now is we are more susceptible to testicular torsion.
@I Are Lebo, The. Fuсk.
@Mag3rPayne, unfortunate, but true.
Also, it’s easier to accidentally sit on yourself.
@Child Slapper, if you think that’s bad, wait’ll I tell you about the time my hand slipped while jerking off, and I used the blood from my cut dick as lube to finish.
So the serious answer for girls that don’t know is we tuck it down because if we set it on the seat we might shoot piss onto the floor when the poop comes out. Also in public bathrooms setting it on the seat is nasty and how you get a UTI or something
@TriangleTesticles, I usually hold mine in place using fingers. I don't like the feeling of "tucking" it, and I worry it will hit the seat if I let it free.
@TriangleTesticles, being black, I actually had to learn to poop without peeing because in any home toilet, if I try to tuck, I’m in the water and every commercial toilet, I’d be touching the porcelain, so I hold it out. Bathroom time is hard in public.
@TriangleTesticles, You should also mention that while flacid most guys dicks arnt long enough to touch the water..... Except for mine of course.
I don't have to worry about it you hitting the water or resting on the seat because I always have a raging boner when I shjt.
Also it's like 4cm.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, yikes, you get that delicious under-the-seat goo.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, wow, 4 colonial miles? I'm calling bs. Brave shjtter.
I take mine off and leave it outside. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, And the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, They hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, But they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
@payton manning, After a few hours of searching the house, And calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket Next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, But I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.
@payton manning, this brings me back!
As a man on the toilet right now I can tell you I just tuck it into the pocket of my jeans so it doesn’t get in the way
I wish I had this problem.
Does your d!ck hang low, does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow?
Ha ha dïçk joke… But can we talk about that one dude’s PFP that’s just a hair super imposed over a default PFP? I tried wiping it off my phone. Well played l, random internet stranger, well played.
Usually I Throw it into the bathtub and run some warm water, the calming water helps me shït better