No thanks. I’ve already got my emotional support peacock
@VibratingButtChomper, shoot. Where’d you get that? All the stores I’ve been to have been sold out of those...
@VibratingButtChomper, Oh! Can I stroke your cock?
Wait that is misleading...
Can I rub your penis?
@Barry Dylan, may I touch your pee pee
@Barry Dylan, and can I watch, please?
Look at the baby turtles!!!!!!
@megamanx181x, They’re so tiny!!!
I do enjoy my comfort food
@Dephenistrator, i know you’re joking, but don’t put turtles in your mouth, you’ll get salmonella. That’s why it’s illegal to sell turtles and tortoises under 4” long in the US unless for “educational reasons” There was a big scare in the 1970s because kids would do that. Because kids are idiots.
@shnickelfritz, but if you boil em up first, then slap them on the grill, they’re mighty tasty.
@shnickelfritz, sounds like another law put in place because bad parents are bad at parenting
@Dephenistrator, you are absolutely right. It was a law enacted in the 1970s, when parents were famously bad parenters
Good afternoon! We’re gonna have a great jump today!
But this world is bleak and meaningless if i get support and joy im end up spiralling out of control into a constant swing of up and down where my mind is slowly broken piece by piece as each new portion or hope and joy that gets destroyed causes more emotional pain than suffering in the understanding that the world is terrible..... But that's none of my business.
But will they fight the Foot
No thank you, Jeb Bush. But I would love to buy one of your guac bowls
Thank you good sir
Uncircumcised turtles. Nice
I’ve played enough mario kart to know what to do
I hope they help. *pops them into mouth and swallows with a glass of water*
So like...emotional support animals? I could understand if maybe you just lost a loved one and having the animal comforts you and what not...but seriously...if you rely that much on an animal just to get through the day....you need help
@MMSieBreeze, Yeah. Help from an animal.