*laughs nervously* I totally don't want to try this
Our ancestors would be proud
@bayareakid, especially the ones in the dark ages: if they had those products, then every time they tried to engender their lives it would smell like mint. (Look it up, they bottled their farts and sniffed them to live longer.)
@bayareakid, My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial. Can you say the same?
@Krinko, Yes. Because I picked the correct side in the war.
I can think of a lot of people who need this... Sadly I'm one of them
@Anonymous6107836, the way my farts have been smelling lately, i think I have to have one just for the sake of others.
Finally! I hope they come in different smells. Like "That New Anus Smell" or "Mac n Cheese"
@Dr Stevens, or the scratch and sniff edition ones
@Dr Stevens, I read your comment while scrolling, so it looked like it said "anus cheese".
Most of my farts are loud but odourless. Except for when I eat dairy products. Then they smell. Badly. Very, very badly. And they're still loud.
@I Are Lebo, *rainbow* the more you know
Friend: *inhales* It smells really good in here.
Me: You're welcome.
Kinda defeats the joy of farting.
Finally my after dinner farts can be considered a polite way to freshen up.
I dont want them to smell like mint
Next we need to make them smell like fruits and veggies so you can really eat the booty like groceries.
It would not be fun to be on the testing team for the development of this product.
"...make your farts smell like mint." Yeah, mint and anus.
Any body care to have their breath freshened?
Cos that's what I want, to give a passing kid reason to smell my minty fresh ass... I
Looks to have a carbon based filter! Similar to how a cabin air filter in an automobile works to filter out hydrocarbon based pollutants.
Ahhh, a repost that wasn't recent. Dashing.
There are no words to describe this weirdness
Its a good sign though
So that's why my friends house smells like mint