Yeah, that would be... hot.
@A pet named Steve, on a molecular level. Wait, isn't all heat just motion on an atomic level?
@Jakobian, let me check *sticks head into microwave* wow, this is mind-blowing
@A pet named Steve, Warning: please do not put living things in microwave ovens
@Jakobian, it's ok, I'm dead inside
@A pet named Steve, I feel that all humans are dead inside until they find someone they love, thus is a curse of sentience
@Jakobian, that's actually a quite beautiful, yet sad way to see it
@A pet named Steve, "yet sad" is an apositive, there should also be a comma after it. Telling you just in case you're still taking English
@Jakobian, I am! Thanks a bunch. It always helps me if people correct me. :D
@A pet named Steve, as long as they're nice about it
@Jakobian, like you for example^^
@A pet named Steve, and steamy...
@Jakobian, Chuck Norris put his head in a microwave oven. It added 10 years to his life.
@Empshok, and the microwave died.
@Blackfrost273, yes. Yes it did.
That’s a weird name for your butthole
well I mean if it is big enough then why not
@Auntie Pickle Booty, uh oh...you said the words...
*really loud whistling with epic range*
*meth-amplified screams from floating elderly space cowboys accompanied by mild techno*
Gonna need a slightly bigger microwave
Probably be easier
This app is just anime shjt posting and social media screen caps. What the fvck happened.