"I am your father" -Jesus
@Sexy Homunculus, shouldn't that be -God
@AlexTheLion, Same thing.
@Sexy Homunculus, "I am"-Jesus
@Sexy Homunculus, The Holy Spirit is strong within this one
@Sexy Homunculus, #justTrinitythings
This... this is oddly accurate.
@Ghost of DoodleBob, Not sure if blasphemous or an honest comparison between heroes
@SimonPetrikov, because Jesus defeated death and purchased salvation for the human race, I think it's an ok comparison :)
@SimonPetrikov, I guess since both referenced characters are imaginary the heroes thing fits..
@Ghost of DoodleBob, I think the 'purchased' salvation thing here is the more blasphemous part of commentary
Annnnnd.... I'm aroused
Ok I'm a devout catholic and all that good stuff, and yeah this is nice, but WHERE'S MY FUNNY?
@Uncle Nipple, oh wait a minute someone else said that quote in some movie or something and it's a joke huh? Damn I knew it wasn't quoting scripture..at least I don't think so... Anyway ignore these comments.
@Uncle Nipple, I'll forgive you as long as you go watch star wars
@angrynarwhals, DAMMIT I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THAT QUOTE!
25 August 2014 #25August2014
Only a shjt deals in absolutes. -Jesus
Flame war bunker armament check, Underground tunnels check. Automated Surface To Air Missiles engaged. 40mm cannons check. Wait a minute we forgot Kevin!
"The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded."
Why is there a religion in my funny? Fvcking bvllsh!t...i dont wanna see this sh!t
WHY IS THIS IN THE SEXY SECTION
Good lord, Jesus is one sexy man.
Looks like Sawyer from Lost
Jesus is a Saiyan