"Oh my god, did your husband give you those bruises?"
"Oh hooo, hell yeah he didWAIT DON'T CALL THE COPS LET ME EXPLAIN"
@SimonPetrikov, “you should have seen the scratches I left on him, had to clean up more blood than I expected!”
@The Xenocide, I love when they dig their nails or teeth into your shoulder when you’re on top of her. Just tear a chunk out
@The Xenocide, "Fvcker looked like a jaguar's scratching post"
Someone you can cuddle with and say I love you and then have her tell you to spit in her mouth as you go balls deep
@megamanx181x, you mean true love?
@megamanx181x, kiss me like you love me. Fvck me like you hate me.
@BigJohnson86, mmm now we’re talking
@BigJohnson86, and cook like you want me fat please
@Guy Fawkes, processed freezer meals and diet sodas it is, honey.
@Mag3rPayne, no... no. Not the sodies
She want’s that too.
Everyone’s bad sometimes ;)
@Nurse Joy, I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck. Cause I'm the nurse who likes to...
@JacketOff, tuck you to bed and kiss you goodnight.
Hmm yes, what is this relationship you speak of?
@Lord Cthulhu, some mythical creature I think
@Lord Cthulhu, there are different levels tho…
Like one is a little spanking and hair pulling… the other is straight up taking a dump on her chest and her playing with it as she takes over and rides me…
This is the way
Don’t we all wish for both