Hurr durr hurr durr, look at my stubby legs
@big freedom, thats a dog with an itchy d*ck if ive ever seen one
That, or he has an itchy weiner.
it must suck bein' the short dog, Homey.
Corgi: “I was bred to herd cattle and sheep and be a significant helper on the farm. What were you designed for? Oh that’s right, you sit on your owner and take all their fleas and lice. Yeah that’s what I thought insect magnet.”
So wait, do you have one dog or two dogs?