Are ya just jamming it in dry the rest of the time? Oof.
@prxjxct, ain’t got time for foreplay, if she ain’t ready then too bad
@megamanx181x, someone wants penile injuries
@prxjxct, one of multiple reasons this meme makes me upset
@megamanx181x, bite the pillow im going in dry?
@Geo1345, the pain is pleasure....
@megamanx181x, gotta use foreplay to compensate for your tiny cock
@megamanx181x, get an ice pack or two handy then trust me
@prxjxct, The cockburn...
@Dan S Krieger, how dare you sir!! A tiny penis is like a disability man! You wouldn’t make fun of a guy without an arm would you?!? ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE NAIL ITS THE HAMMER THATS DRIVING IT!!!
@megamanx181x, first off, always make gun of the guy with one arm. He's literally got half your reach.
Second, a tiny dick is only a disability if you don't know where to buy vibrators at. With or without a small one, those things go farther than any man ever could.
@DividedAlliance, and now I know... and knowing is half the battle!
@DividedAlliance, when you can’t make do with a hammer and nail, use the nail gun.
@prxjxct, A little saliva will do the trick. Mom may have taught me about the birds and the bees, but porn taught me about overcoming certain obstacles when you’re in a tight situation.
@prxjxct, have you ever been too drunk and you’re still kinda soft so you kinda thumb it in and hope for the best
@AllThanks, the new definition of spitters are quitters
@chickee fella, and no one taught you how to please a woman
I feel like the writers had to be high when they wrote this episode.
Indeed, quite relatable...
Accidentally downvoted I'm sorry. Can I unvote?
Only because the last guy finished inside