Don't worry, mom will be replaced with wife when u grow up.
Unless you are the wife then the power gets handed down , congrats
@Drunken Sloth, I don’t know what your mom has been telling you, but you don’t have to marry her.
@Drunken Sloth, fun fact: According to a study by UW, women have been vision when it comes to stationary objects so scientifically, you're correct.
If you could sum up my life in one meme
Have you checked your butthole?