I aspire to be such a mom one day. I'll look at my child and say: "Child... Ur mom gay lol" and ruin that little fvcker's life
@A pet named Steve, sinking the boat just to kill the captain eh?
@A pet named Steve, I want to troll my kids so much that they are never sure when I’m being serious
@megamanx181x, that’s my dad in a nutshell
@Midnite St0rm, it explains everything about you...
@A pet named Steve, if she don’t reply “your dad lesbian” you put her up for adoption.
@megamanx181x, wait....... what do you mean? I can’t tell if you’re serious or not
@Midnite St0rm, I guess I’m turning into a great dad already
@A pet named Steve, Dad l have a crush on this girl and- "Miss me with that gay ass shjt."
@Midnite St0rm, my dad as well... It can get pretty annoying sometimes tbh
If that is what your mom does deadass, I wonder what she does aliveass
Idk why but she suddenly became more attractive to me after reading that
@megamanx181x, Because a good sense of humor can make a slightly attractive woman look like a movie star.
@Kamitha, also cause she’s a mom and that’s drives even more wild
These pop up full page ads on this app are starting to become to much... please it’s popped up 3 times just while I’m typing this comment... NO I DONT WANT YOUR GARLIC OLIVE CAPRESE SKEWERS!!!
She's probably here somewhere
Wife her again