You could always buy a small combo/key safe and place it in a secure closet with clothes or other object obscuring it.
And then you shove it up your ass.
Ah, the glorious Internet
Hide your money in my bank account.....
What if your ass is already full? Asking for a friend
@seeUpee, make room
@seeUpee, Shove it up your pee hole.
Could always just Kyle punch a hole in your drywall, stuff it in there and hang a picture over it
“Shoot him and cut off his tongue then shoot his tongue”
If you shove the bed up your ass then the money isn’t hidden anymore. Duh
Did somebody say salad? Wash your veggies first.... please wash.