Unrelated, it's been pretty cold where I live. Snow and ice. I tripped on some black ice today and, when I got up, I realized I didn't have my wallet anymore.
@ archiethesailor, you didn't hear nobady aksin' fo' no tree-fity? Be certain now. Been lookin to catch this mofo.
@ archiethesailor, gotta love that hidden racism
@LeonelFreak, wait you can hide racism?
@ archiethesailor, hey that white ice is just as dangerous
@LeonelFreak, How is it racism if he is discriminating against the Loch Ness Monster? I think it would be species-ism.
@ archiethesailor, #bestcomments
You're on a roll, lately.
@I Are Lebo, Thank you. I just needed another outlet for all my jokes. I usually just tell them around my family, but I like to have a wider audience.
@ archiethesailor, you could say that thief was slick
@ archiethesailor, we'll with all that WHITE SNOW SUPPRESSING THE BLACK ICE!
@ archiethesailor, is nobody going to question why he said tripped on black ice instead of slipped?
@All my Mizore, Shhhh, we don't call attention to that. No one needs to know.
@ archiethesailor, black ice is the worst... kind of ice
When you're so high that you can't tell the difference between air and water.
God damnit, o fvcking love huskies!
whatever u do, dont make me fall in please
mlem mlem mlm mlm
That one pupper keeps licking the air, and that other pupper is about to fall in the bowl.